WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just meI’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”